The Living Dungeon Part 1:
Playing the Game
Playing the Game
Dramatis Personae:
Lady Claire Thundersword, the Human Wererat Swordcaptain of the Purple Dragon Knights
Hans, Claire's Basalt Wolf Figurine
Riddle, Claire's baby Basilisk
Mezzem, the Kobold Wererat Priestess of Bahamut who plots the murder of anyone who slights her
Lit, Mezzem's baby Basilisk
Natali, the Tiger Therinthrope Beastmaster
Osaw, Tali's baby Basilisk
Rosebud Goldenrod Petunia, the Halfling/Shetland Pony "Centaur" Wererat Berserker; who sees magic where there is none
Lily Trillium Petunia, the Green Dragonborn Lore Bard, and Rosebud and Geophry's "Momma"
Hans, Claire's Basalt Wolf Figurine
Riddle, Claire's baby Basilisk
Mezzem, the Kobold Wererat Priestess of Bahamut who plots the murder of anyone who slights her
Lit, Mezzem's baby Basilisk
Natali, the Tiger Therinthrope Beastmaster
Osaw, Tali's baby Basilisk
Rosebud Goldenrod Petunia, the Halfling/Shetland Pony "Centaur" Wererat Berserker; who sees magic where there is none
Lily Trillium Petunia, the Green Dragonborn Lore Bard, and Rosebud and Geophry's "Momma"
Seluna, the Moon Elf Drow Totem Warrior Circle of the Moon Druid and Silverstar of Selûne
Flimflam Pebblehead, the Deep Gnome Arcanist who really likes killing things, thinks he has powerful enemies out to get him that are telling him what to do, he has a voice giving him directions in his head, and is enamored with every beautiful voice he hears
Roswyn Darkshooter, the Deep Gnome Delver from the Miner's Guild
Smoothpalm, the Deep Gnome Monk of Smoothhands
Niles Rubusthorn, the Moon Elf Shadow Dancer
Twyla Alderleaf, the Moon Elf Scout
Geophry Cherry Blossom Petunia, the chair that used to be a boy
Stool, the Myconid Child was raised from the grave by Mezzem
Galothel Nightbreeze, the Moon Elf Alchemist
Amin of Citadel Adbar, the Shield Dwarf Alchemist
Mithrilye, the Sun Elf Entertainer who will do anything to achieve her goals
Lith, the Bronze Dragonborn Scholar
Fitzzle, Lith's violet faerie dragon familiar
Flimflam Pebblehead, the Deep Gnome Arcanist who really likes killing things, thinks he has powerful enemies out to get him that are telling him what to do, he has a voice giving him directions in his head, and is enamored with every beautiful voice he hears
Roswyn Darkshooter, the Deep Gnome Delver from the Miner's Guild
Smoothpalm, the Deep Gnome Monk of Smoothhands
Niles Rubusthorn, the Moon Elf Shadow Dancer
Twyla Alderleaf, the Moon Elf Scout
Geophry Cherry Blossom Petunia, the chair that used to be a boy
Stool, the Myconid Child was raised from the grave by Mezzem
Galothel Nightbreeze, the Moon Elf Alchemist
Amin of Citadel Adbar, the Shield Dwarf Alchemist
Mithrilye, the Sun Elf Entertainer who will do anything to achieve her goals
Lith, the Bronze Dragonborn Scholar
Fitzzle, Lith's violet faerie dragon familiar
Comrades we have lost:
Ront, the Orc Fighter- turned into hamburger by Pwent
Buppido, the Derro- smashed by Orvald
Eldeth Feldrun, the Shield Dwarf- killed during escape
Hera Adaar, the Abyssal Tiefling Wild Sorceress- swept away
Luna Trelawny, the Human Divination Wizard- skull caved in by rock thrown by Fidget, then finished off by black pudding
Sarith Zekarit, the Drow Scout- drowned
Phillip Johnson, the Human Cleric- in a seemingly irreversible coma, left in Hemeth's care
Jim Jar, the Deep Gnome- eaten by grell
Prince Derendil, the Quaggoth- killed by sea troll
Shuushar, the "Awakened" Kuo-toa- turned into shuushi by sea troll
Hemeth, the Duergar Arms Dealer- parted with group in Gracklstugh met group briefly on route to Mantol Derith to trade
Thimblepwent Battlehammer, the Dwarven Battlerager Barbarian- turned into dog food
Orvald Abershaw, the Mousefolk Barbarian-became a squeaky toy last seen in Bahamutsville under Zin-carla
Zenit 'Dracon, the Drow Fighter-abandoned the party because Orvald died last seen in Bahamutsville
Lythana Belmyr, the Half-Drow Blood Hunter of Eilistraee- sacrificed to Demogorgon
Codsworth, the polite Flumph- shredded by crossbow
Zarrus, the Tiefling Favored Soul Sorcerer of Mephisto- vanished during gnoll fight
Ol' Sparky, the Deep Dragon- last seen thrown into a portal to the Abyss by a glabrezu
Aura, the Air Genasi Storm Sorceress- accidental self-vaporization (bitch blew herself up)
Kyri, the Minotaur Scout- vaporized by a jackass
Thimblepwent Battlehammer, the Dwarven Battlerager Barbarian- turned into dog food
Orvald Abershaw, the Mousefolk Barbarian-
Zenit 'Dracon, the Drow Fighter-
Lythana Belmyr, the Half-Drow Blood Hunter of Eilistraee- sacrificed to Demogorgon
Codsworth, the polite Flumph- shredded by crossbow
Zarrus, the Tiefling Favored Soul Sorcerer of Mephisto- vanished during gnoll fight
Ol' Sparky, the Deep Dragon- last seen thrown into a portal to the Abyss by a glabrezu
Aura, the Air Genasi Storm Sorceress- accidental self-vaporization (bitch blew herself up)
Kyri, the Minotaur Scout- vaporized by a jackass
Fidget Stonegear, the Deep Gnome Inventor- big badda boom
Miarielle, the Lythari Priestess of Corellon- bigger badda boom
Kazul, the Copper Dragonborn Shadow Monk of Bahamut- skull caved in by another rock from Fidget
Glabbagool, the Gelatinous Cube- stayed with the kobolds
Kara Reginleif, the Half-Valkyrie Wererat Champion from the Zhentarim- vorpaled to pieces by demon Easter bunnies
Kazul, the Copper Dragonborn Shadow Monk of Bahamut- skull caved in by another rock from Fidget
Glabbagool, the Gelatinous Cube- stayed with the kobolds
Kara Reginleif, the Half-Valkyrie Wererat Champion from the Zhentarim- vorpaled to pieces by demon Easter bunnies
Rumpadump, the Myconid Child- frozen by demon Easter bunny was raised by Mezzem and went missing, it is believed that Stool ate him
Sajin Silvertongue, the Deep Gnome Wererat Assassin- got stoned and kissed a pretty Medusa
Thecker Powdercraft, the Deep Gnome Wererat Gunslinger and Inquisitor of Bahamut- retired in Blingdenstone
Topsy and Turvy Goldwhiskers, the Deep Gnome Wererat Rogue Twins- stayed in Blingdenstone
Yklwa, Tali's Deinonychus animal companion- devoured by corbies
Party members killed: 22
Overall party members lost: 31
NOTE: Things will be mostly from Claire's perspective, anything with italics is from a third party, since the knight can't be everywhere at once.
***** Marpenoth 12
We were relaxing in the tower, trying to decide what our next move was, when Rosebud showed us a box that said "The Living Dungeon, want to play a game?" Inside the box were tiles, a black diamond, and several small, nondescript figurines. Rosebud picked up one of the figurines and vanished... inside the box was a small version of the lad. Interesting... Lily called everyone into the room to invite us to play.
Lily, Rosebud, Tali, Mezzem, myself, Lith, Mithrilye, Flimflam, Niles, and Amin ended up playing- thought Amin didn't play by choice. Coward. Once we were all inside, a voice announced the rules:
"Worry not about your own head, there are always spares. Heads are not scored until returned to spawn point. Deaths caused by hazards do not count. Spawn zones are safe zones, none may enter but you. One must wait a moment before passing through safe zone, it can only be entered once per round. To win the game you must collect one of every head, or three of a single head."
So we had to kill each other. This was going to be interesting.
In the tower, the rest of the group watched the game begin, and placed bets on their friends.
The death count from the Living Dungeon:
Claire- 2
Mezzem- 2
Tali- 1
Rosebud- 2
Lily- 1
Niles- 5
Amin- 1
Mithrilye- 5
Lith- 3
Flimflam- 7
Sajin Silvertongue, the Deep Gnome Wererat Assassin- got stoned and kissed a pretty Medusa
Thecker Powdercraft, the Deep Gnome Wererat Gunslinger and Inquisitor of Bahamut- retired in Blingdenstone
Topsy and Turvy Goldwhiskers, the Deep Gnome Wererat Rogue Twins- stayed in Blingdenstone
Yklwa, Tali's Deinonychus animal companion- devoured by corbies
Party members killed: 22
Overall party members lost: 31
NOTE: Things will be mostly from Claire's perspective, anything with italics is from a third party, since the knight can't be everywhere at once.
***** Marpenoth 12
We were relaxing in the tower, trying to decide what our next move was, when Rosebud showed us a box that said "The Living Dungeon, want to play a game?" Inside the box were tiles, a black diamond, and several small, nondescript figurines. Rosebud picked up one of the figurines and vanished... inside the box was a small version of the lad. Interesting... Lily called everyone into the room to invite us to play.
Lily, Rosebud, Tali, Mezzem, myself, Lith, Mithrilye, Flimflam, Niles, and Amin ended up playing- thought Amin didn't play by choice. Coward. Once we were all inside, a voice announced the rules:
"Worry not about your own head, there are always spares. Heads are not scored until returned to spawn point. Deaths caused by hazards do not count. Spawn zones are safe zones, none may enter but you. One must wait a moment before passing through safe zone, it can only be entered once per round. To win the game you must collect one of every head, or three of a single head."
So we had to kill each other. This was going to be interesting.
In the tower, the rest of the group watched the game begin, and placed bets on their friends.
The bets:
Smoothpalm: 50 gold on Claire
Roswyn: 50 gold on Flimflam, and 50 gold that Niles wouldn't kill himself twice
Twyla: 50 gold on Lily, and 50 gold that Niles would kill himself twice
Seluna: 50 gold on Flimflam
Galothel: 50 gold on Rosebud
Rosebud charged out of his spawn zone, ready for battle as always. Tali covered herself in the sand in her zone before sneaking out. Flimflam launched two fireballs at Rosebud, but only one of them went off. Mithrilye sashayed out of her safe zone, looking as seductive as possible, and became ghostly. Niles made the mistake of attacking Rosebud, he not only missed, but then found himself scooped up by the halftaur, who demanded he hand him his head. The elf tried in vain to convince Rosebud to go for Flimflam instead. Amin cast a spell that made the room quake and tiles changed.
The floor around Rosebud turned to green slime, as Rosebud ripped Niles' head from his shoulders. Unfortunately the halftaur couldn't make it back to his safe zone quickly enough.
I saw a few little winged creatures that looked like they were made of earth and fire- I learned later they were magma mephits- appeared, and one breathed magma at Tali; she jumped on the wall. A shadow creature rose out of my shadow and took a swipe at me, missing me completely. I saw the magma mephit explode from one of Tali's arrows, as a centaur randomly appeared. This game is fucking weird. I destroyed the shadow easily, and chucked my javelin at Tali, but the damn cat moved. She's way too fast to hit easily.
The fireball that Flimflam had thrown at Rosebud earlier finally went off, striking the halftaur. Flimflam breathed his dragon fire at Rosebud, and a ring of grease appeared, which was instantly burning from the flame spell. Lith stole Niles' head from Rosebud, and began moving to her safe zone. Mithrilye used a suggestion spell to make Lith hand over the head. Mithrilye jumped back into her safe zone immediately, and scored the first point of the game.
Lily's Hand scooped me up and began moving toward a ring of fire. I began working on trying to break out of her spectral grasp. As she moved me, I heard her shout an insult at Flimflam.
Amin stepped out of his safe zone and shot a chromatic orb at the newly respawned Niles, missing completely. Rosebud charged his momma, who somehow deflected the attack with ice. A magma mephit appeared in Flimflam's ring of fire and attacked him. Mezzem finally emerged from her spawn point, and sent a spiritual weapon after Rosebud. The centaur saw a new target and charged the priestess- missing her entirely.
Tali summoned four giant spiders and four giant badgers, and had them surround Lily, Mezzem, and the centaur. The badgers and one of the spiders killed the centaur with ease; the remaining spiders weren't as lucky with their attack on Lily.
I felt some weight on the Hand, which helped keep me pinned- Flimflam had used a spell to move himself to be on top of it. I kept struggling against the Hand and just couldn't get out of the damned thing. I felt a pressure as the Hand hit something, from the grunt I heard, I'm pretty sure it punched Mezzem.
Flimflam turned the mephit that had been in his circle into a statue, then an owl appeared and handed him an empty scroll case. The dungeon then teleported Flimflam right back into his circle. Lith saw Rosebud turn toward her, and knowing he'd kill her instantly, she scooped up a handful of the green slime and swallowed it; the dragonborn killed herself to prevent Rosebud from getting the head. Niles failed an attack against Amin, and ran back to the safety of his spawn point.
Lily sent a torrent of magic missiles at Tali- they hurt her, but she didn't drop. Mithrilye turned the sounds of battle into a song that caused Rosebud to slow. The tiles shifted again, putting a stream right below one of Tali's badgers, killing it instantly; another died trying to scramble out of the stream. The remaining critters moved to attack Lily and Flimflam, and they all missed their marks. Rosebud charged Mithrilye for stealing Niles' head from him, killing the bard instantly. The halftaur scooped up her head and ran for his safe zone- though he couldn't enter it yet.
Mezzem's spiritual weapon hit Lily again, but not enough to break her concentration on the Hand. Lily got randomly teleported to the edge of the stream, and proceeded to push one of Tali's badgers into it. Tali hurled magic missiles at Mezzem, while a troglodyte appeared and went right for Rosebud. Flimflam killed two more of Tali's spiders with a force wave, then he struck a pose that he imagined looked awesome, and set himself on fire...
I continued struggling in Lily's Hand. I could feel it trying to squeeze the life from me, and dammit I would not die from a stupid spectral Hand. I had to break Lily's grasp. I fucking hate that damn bard right now, and made a point to yell that at him- she probably found it amusing. I heard a bone couple of bones snap as the Hand squeezed. I also felt pressure as he used the Hand to punch someone.
Lith attempted to charm Rosebud, but failed at it. In frustration, she lashed at him with her whip, which missed; she bolted back to her safe zone, and paused at the entrance, unable to enter just yet. Mithrilye then tried to charm Rosebud, and also failed. Even though the barbarian is usually the most easily charmed, apparently he was immune to the feminine wiles of the women he had grown up thinking of as his aunties. The troglodyte attempted to poison Rosebud, and he killed the beast. With no new critters around for him to kill, he could now focus on his friends.
Mezzem's spirit weapon dropped Flimflam, and as she moved to get his head, one of Tali's spiders bit her. A bite wasn't enough to sway her from her path, and she quickly cut Flimflam's head off. Tali ripped another star from her robe and hurled it at Mezzem- the priestess was not looking good, she was very near death. Flimflam respawned and used his dragon breath, it washed over Mezzem, Lily, and the Hand holding Claire. Then he became naked and everything he had on him was in a leather backpack that appeared on the ground. Flimflam then used misty step to get away from them, and a deerstalker cap appeared on his head and a magnifying glass in his hand.
I felt my hair burn and my flesh sizzle as fire hit me, I don't know where it came from. The damn flames didn't destroy the Hand though, or cause Lily to lose the spell. Sometimes I really hate magic. I struggled against the Hand, praying that I could escape, but it still wouldn't let me out. I reminded Lily of how much I hated her in that moment. The Hand smashed into something, and Lily yelled something at me, I'm not sure what exactly she said, but it made my head throb. I feared I was nearing death. I had to break out of this fucking Hand before Lily finished me off. I felt one final blow before everything went dark...
Lith finished Mezzem off, and used her whip to retrieve her head. The head vanished when she grabbed it, as Fitzzle took the bag with both of them back to Lith's spawn point. Mithrilye turned her charm on Flimflam, but he managed to resist her beauty; she instead caused him to slow. While Niles shot Tali, Amin managed to strike him with a chromatic orb. Tali's badger retaliated against Niles, one spider finished him off, and the last removed his head.
Rosebud again went for Mithrilye, killing her again, but Tali stole the head out from under him. Mezzem threw a guiding bolt at Amin, but a shield flared, protecting the coward. He is well practiced in avoiding injury. Flimflam cast a thunderwave at Tali, killing her badger and one of her spiders, a burst of colorful spray then flowed from his outstretched palm, which did nothing; he then snatched Mithrilye's head from the spider, and whirled to run away- crashing right into Lily's legs. Niles was deafened by the thunderwave.
Lily's Hand squeezed Claire and Lith's heads off, and Lily wrenched Mithrilye's head from Flimflam's grasp.
I found myself back in my spawn point... Fucking Lily had killed me. That bitch's head is MINE. I charged out of my spawn point with eyes for only him, and slashed at him with my blade- only one of my swings hit, I think my rage may have messed up my aim.
Lily felt a tug at the bag with the heads in it- Fitzzle was trying to steal the heads for Lith. My rage was further fueled by Lily using the spell that hurtles her through dimensions, right back into his safe zone.
Mithrilye gave up on charming, and slowed Niles instead. Amin cast something to help protect his head, slipped and fell on his ass, and scurried back to his safe zone. Rosebud then slipped on his ass when he exited his safe zone. A thri-kreen randomly appeared and threw something at the prone halftaur. Mezzem had decided to target Tali in response to the tiger's assault on her; Tali used her snake armor and morphed into a huge snake.
Since the dragonbitch was hiding in her safe zone, I set my sights on Flimflam. It was easy enough to kill that insane svirfneblin, and I gathered his head. As Claire passed Niles, he swapped out the bag with Flimflam's head for a bag of coins.
Flimflam hurled two fireballs at Mithrilye, killing her; the spell caused some rocks to start jumping around. He then used misty step to get to her head, and became outlined in blue faerie fire... his wild magic does some peculiar things. Lily turned his Hand at Niles, killing the rogue instantly; it retrieved both his and Flimflam's heads for the bard.
Mithrilye's charm finally worked, and she convinced Flimflam to give her back her head, and to bring her more. She promised they're have fun later if he did this for her. Rosebud got back on his feet, only to slip and fall back over. He got up again, and this time was able to charge Niles. Flimflam used his dragon breath on Rosebud and Niles- this time as ice- and poor Niles went down again. Mezzem sent a pillar of fire on Rosebud and the newest corpse of Niles, then sent her spiritual weapon against Flimflam. The priestess killed Rosebud, but before she could gather his head, Flimflam misty stepped to their bodies and collected the heads for himself.
Lily was finally within my reach again, I slashed my blade at the bitch, and missed completely. By the Nine I hate her right now. Then suddenly I was puzzled, unsure of my surroundings or what I was doing. Lith had used a confusion spell on Claire. Then Lily's Hand grabbed me again and dropped me in a pit. Through my confusion, my hatred for Lily burned.
Mithrilye got her head in her safe zone, and told Flimflam to bring Rosebud's and Niles' to her. Amin got his hands on one of Niles' heads and ran back to his safe zone- but he couldn't enter yet. When the tiles shifted, Tali found herself completely boxed in by walls. She was trapped in a tiny room. She decided that killing herself would be the best way to solve this problem, and began bleeding out. Mezzem threw another pillar of flames at Flimflam.
I looked up as I was falling, it felt like I'd fall forever- and saw Rosebud was now falling after me. Shit... I'd likely die again if he landed on top of me. He was wriggling around weird, but I couldn't tell what the hell he was trying to do. I landed with a thud, not dead, but I could tell most of my bones were broken. I thought that the ladder function in my Rod would get me out, but first I had to deal with the halftaur that was plummeting toward me.
Rosebud had been randomly teleported into the pit, and was attempting to snap his own neck in order to leave the pit... so far it wasn't working in the slightest. Since that plan failed, Rosebud managed to get his legs against one of the walls, and use his momentum to charge at Claire, sword first. The Purple Dragon died again. Her body seemed to break his fall, since the landing only hurt him a little bit.
Flimflam launched a fireball at Mezzem and Tali... and suddenly found himself wearing fine clothing, and his magnifying glass shattered. The sorcerer didn't know that Mezzem was immune to fire. Lily's Hand scooped up Mezzem, it was her turn to be squeezed to death. Mithrilye walked up to Flimflam, gave him a very passionate kiss... and slit his throat. Newly spawned Flimflam hurled a lightning bolt at Lily, and his Hand vanished- Mezzem was almost dead from it. Flimflam then vanished in a puff of silvery light.
In the pit, Fitzzle used her euphoria breath on Rosebud, and took the bag with heads in it from him. Frustrated, with no way out, Rosebud decided to kill himself and respawn.
I saw Lith near my spawn point, so I darted out and beheaded her. She respawned and tried to get her head from me, but I was much stronger than her. After dropping off Lith's head, I rushed back out at her, and unleashed several strikes on her, which she wasn't able to return. If I could get her head two more times I could win this stupid game. Next time someone says we should play a game, I'm asking what the fucking game is first.
Lily summoned a new Hand and crushed Mezzem to death with it- he then bolted for his safe zone. Tali hurled a star at the newly spawned Mezzem, doing some hefty damage to her.
Mithrilye attempted to charm Flimflam again, but this time she failed. He probably didn't appreciate her killing him while kissing him. Flimflam used his ice dragon breath on Mezzem, since he'd learned that cold didn't affect her, and as he did a globe of darkness appeared. He then misty stepped away, and felt ill. Tali summoned more spiders and badgers and had them surround Flimflam, but only one spider managed to score a hit. Since Flimflam is a generally reckless person, he decided to drop a fireball on himself, killing all eight of Tali's critters, and himself in the process.
During all of this, Amin and Niles had been walled off from the rest of the combat, exchanging fire with few actual hits. Rosebud respawned next to the pair, and charged at them both. Amin cast a reduction spell at Rosebud to shrink him, but the halftaur shook it off. The cowardly dwarf bolted back to his safe zone. Niles didn't even attempt to ht Rosebud, he just ran back to his safe zone. The tiles around their room changed, and a door appeared. Rosebud couldn't ram it open though, and in the process of trying to, the ceiling collapsed, pinning him under rubble.
I managed to kill Lith once more and get her head back to my safe zone. Now I just needed to drop her once more and this stupid game would be over. Unfortunately the bitch moved her spawn point after my second shot. This meant I had to search for her, and if I got lucky I'd be able to kill Lily at least once in the process. Currently I was boxed in, and no one was near me. At least I had a moment to gather my thoughts.
Lily had been in the same area as Claire, but he was invisible. He used a dimension door to escape the wrath of the Purple Dragon.
Mezzem threw a globe of daylight up to negate the darkness Flimflam's wild magic had formed. Tali, able to see again, summoned eight more spiders, hoping they wouldn't get decimated instantly by Flimflam like the last batch was. Unfortunately for the therinthrope, Flimflam cackled madly to himself and dropped another fireball, killing all of her spiders again. This cause a wild surge that allowed him to hear the thoughts of others... and he heard the naughty things Mithrilye was planning to do to him is she won. He then unleashed a ray of frost on Tali.
Rosebud charged out of his spawn zone, ready for battle as always. Tali covered herself in the sand in her zone before sneaking out. Flimflam launched two fireballs at Rosebud, but only one of them went off. Mithrilye sashayed out of her safe zone, looking as seductive as possible, and became ghostly. Niles made the mistake of attacking Rosebud, he not only missed, but then found himself scooped up by the halftaur, who demanded he hand him his head. The elf tried in vain to convince Rosebud to go for Flimflam instead. Amin cast a spell that made the room quake and tiles changed.
The floor around Rosebud turned to green slime, as Rosebud ripped Niles' head from his shoulders. Unfortunately the halftaur couldn't make it back to his safe zone quickly enough.
I saw a few little winged creatures that looked like they were made of earth and fire- I learned later they were magma mephits- appeared, and one breathed magma at Tali; she jumped on the wall. A shadow creature rose out of my shadow and took a swipe at me, missing me completely. I saw the magma mephit explode from one of Tali's arrows, as a centaur randomly appeared. This game is fucking weird. I destroyed the shadow easily, and chucked my javelin at Tali, but the damn cat moved. She's way too fast to hit easily.
The fireball that Flimflam had thrown at Rosebud earlier finally went off, striking the halftaur. Flimflam breathed his dragon fire at Rosebud, and a ring of grease appeared, which was instantly burning from the flame spell. Lith stole Niles' head from Rosebud, and began moving to her safe zone. Mithrilye used a suggestion spell to make Lith hand over the head. Mithrilye jumped back into her safe zone immediately, and scored the first point of the game.
Lily's Hand scooped me up and began moving toward a ring of fire. I began working on trying to break out of her spectral grasp. As she moved me, I heard her shout an insult at Flimflam.
Amin stepped out of his safe zone and shot a chromatic orb at the newly respawned Niles, missing completely. Rosebud charged his momma, who somehow deflected the attack with ice. A magma mephit appeared in Flimflam's ring of fire and attacked him. Mezzem finally emerged from her spawn point, and sent a spiritual weapon after Rosebud. The centaur saw a new target and charged the priestess- missing her entirely.
Tali summoned four giant spiders and four giant badgers, and had them surround Lily, Mezzem, and the centaur. The badgers and one of the spiders killed the centaur with ease; the remaining spiders weren't as lucky with their attack on Lily.
I felt some weight on the Hand, which helped keep me pinned- Flimflam had used a spell to move himself to be on top of it. I kept struggling against the Hand and just couldn't get out of the damned thing. I felt a pressure as the Hand hit something, from the grunt I heard, I'm pretty sure it punched Mezzem.
Flimflam turned the mephit that had been in his circle into a statue, then an owl appeared and handed him an empty scroll case. The dungeon then teleported Flimflam right back into his circle. Lith saw Rosebud turn toward her, and knowing he'd kill her instantly, she scooped up a handful of the green slime and swallowed it; the dragonborn killed herself to prevent Rosebud from getting the head. Niles failed an attack against Amin, and ran back to the safety of his spawn point.
Lily sent a torrent of magic missiles at Tali- they hurt her, but she didn't drop. Mithrilye turned the sounds of battle into a song that caused Rosebud to slow. The tiles shifted again, putting a stream right below one of Tali's badgers, killing it instantly; another died trying to scramble out of the stream. The remaining critters moved to attack Lily and Flimflam, and they all missed their marks. Rosebud charged Mithrilye for stealing Niles' head from him, killing the bard instantly. The halftaur scooped up her head and ran for his safe zone- though he couldn't enter it yet.
Mezzem's spiritual weapon hit Lily again, but not enough to break her concentration on the Hand. Lily got randomly teleported to the edge of the stream, and proceeded to push one of Tali's badgers into it. Tali hurled magic missiles at Mezzem, while a troglodyte appeared and went right for Rosebud. Flimflam killed two more of Tali's spiders with a force wave, then he struck a pose that he imagined looked awesome, and set himself on fire...
I continued struggling in Lily's Hand. I could feel it trying to squeeze the life from me, and dammit I would not die from a stupid spectral Hand. I had to break Lily's grasp. I fucking hate that damn bard right now, and made a point to yell that at him- she probably found it amusing. I heard a bone couple of bones snap as the Hand squeezed. I also felt pressure as he used the Hand to punch someone.
Lith attempted to charm Rosebud, but failed at it. In frustration, she lashed at him with her whip, which missed; she bolted back to her safe zone, and paused at the entrance, unable to enter just yet. Mithrilye then tried to charm Rosebud, and also failed. Even though the barbarian is usually the most easily charmed, apparently he was immune to the feminine wiles of the women he had grown up thinking of as his aunties. The troglodyte attempted to poison Rosebud, and he killed the beast. With no new critters around for him to kill, he could now focus on his friends.
Mezzem's spirit weapon dropped Flimflam, and as she moved to get his head, one of Tali's spiders bit her. A bite wasn't enough to sway her from her path, and she quickly cut Flimflam's head off. Tali ripped another star from her robe and hurled it at Mezzem- the priestess was not looking good, she was very near death. Flimflam respawned and used his dragon breath, it washed over Mezzem, Lily, and the Hand holding Claire. Then he became naked and everything he had on him was in a leather backpack that appeared on the ground. Flimflam then used misty step to get away from them, and a deerstalker cap appeared on his head and a magnifying glass in his hand.
I felt my hair burn and my flesh sizzle as fire hit me, I don't know where it came from. The damn flames didn't destroy the Hand though, or cause Lily to lose the spell. Sometimes I really hate magic. I struggled against the Hand, praying that I could escape, but it still wouldn't let me out. I reminded Lily of how much I hated her in that moment. The Hand smashed into something, and Lily yelled something at me, I'm not sure what exactly she said, but it made my head throb. I feared I was nearing death. I had to break out of this fucking Hand before Lily finished me off. I felt one final blow before everything went dark...
Lith finished Mezzem off, and used her whip to retrieve her head. The head vanished when she grabbed it, as Fitzzle took the bag with both of them back to Lith's spawn point. Mithrilye turned her charm on Flimflam, but he managed to resist her beauty; she instead caused him to slow. While Niles shot Tali, Amin managed to strike him with a chromatic orb. Tali's badger retaliated against Niles, one spider finished him off, and the last removed his head.
Rosebud again went for Mithrilye, killing her again, but Tali stole the head out from under him. Mezzem threw a guiding bolt at Amin, but a shield flared, protecting the coward. He is well practiced in avoiding injury. Flimflam cast a thunderwave at Tali, killing her badger and one of her spiders, a burst of colorful spray then flowed from his outstretched palm, which did nothing; he then snatched Mithrilye's head from the spider, and whirled to run away- crashing right into Lily's legs. Niles was deafened by the thunderwave.
Lily's Hand squeezed Claire and Lith's heads off, and Lily wrenched Mithrilye's head from Flimflam's grasp.
I found myself back in my spawn point... Fucking Lily had killed me. That bitch's head is MINE. I charged out of my spawn point with eyes for only him, and slashed at him with my blade- only one of my swings hit, I think my rage may have messed up my aim.
Lily felt a tug at the bag with the heads in it- Fitzzle was trying to steal the heads for Lith. My rage was further fueled by Lily using the spell that hurtles her through dimensions, right back into his safe zone.
Mithrilye gave up on charming, and slowed Niles instead. Amin cast something to help protect his head, slipped and fell on his ass, and scurried back to his safe zone. Rosebud then slipped on his ass when he exited his safe zone. A thri-kreen randomly appeared and threw something at the prone halftaur. Mezzem had decided to target Tali in response to the tiger's assault on her; Tali used her snake armor and morphed into a huge snake.
Since the dragonbitch was hiding in her safe zone, I set my sights on Flimflam. It was easy enough to kill that insane svirfneblin, and I gathered his head. As Claire passed Niles, he swapped out the bag with Flimflam's head for a bag of coins.
Flimflam hurled two fireballs at Mithrilye, killing her; the spell caused some rocks to start jumping around. He then used misty step to get to her head, and became outlined in blue faerie fire... his wild magic does some peculiar things. Lily turned his Hand at Niles, killing the rogue instantly; it retrieved both his and Flimflam's heads for the bard.
Mithrilye's charm finally worked, and she convinced Flimflam to give her back her head, and to bring her more. She promised they're have fun later if he did this for her. Rosebud got back on his feet, only to slip and fall back over. He got up again, and this time was able to charge Niles. Flimflam used his dragon breath on Rosebud and Niles- this time as ice- and poor Niles went down again. Mezzem sent a pillar of fire on Rosebud and the newest corpse of Niles, then sent her spiritual weapon against Flimflam. The priestess killed Rosebud, but before she could gather his head, Flimflam misty stepped to their bodies and collected the heads for himself.
Lily was finally within my reach again, I slashed my blade at the bitch, and missed completely. By the Nine I hate her right now. Then suddenly I was puzzled, unsure of my surroundings or what I was doing. Lith had used a confusion spell on Claire. Then Lily's Hand grabbed me again and dropped me in a pit. Through my confusion, my hatred for Lily burned.
Mithrilye got her head in her safe zone, and told Flimflam to bring Rosebud's and Niles' to her. Amin got his hands on one of Niles' heads and ran back to his safe zone- but he couldn't enter yet. When the tiles shifted, Tali found herself completely boxed in by walls. She was trapped in a tiny room. She decided that killing herself would be the best way to solve this problem, and began bleeding out. Mezzem threw another pillar of flames at Flimflam.
I looked up as I was falling, it felt like I'd fall forever- and saw Rosebud was now falling after me. Shit... I'd likely die again if he landed on top of me. He was wriggling around weird, but I couldn't tell what the hell he was trying to do. I landed with a thud, not dead, but I could tell most of my bones were broken. I thought that the ladder function in my Rod would get me out, but first I had to deal with the halftaur that was plummeting toward me.
Rosebud had been randomly teleported into the pit, and was attempting to snap his own neck in order to leave the pit... so far it wasn't working in the slightest. Since that plan failed, Rosebud managed to get his legs against one of the walls, and use his momentum to charge at Claire, sword first. The Purple Dragon died again. Her body seemed to break his fall, since the landing only hurt him a little bit.
Flimflam launched a fireball at Mezzem and Tali... and suddenly found himself wearing fine clothing, and his magnifying glass shattered. The sorcerer didn't know that Mezzem was immune to fire. Lily's Hand scooped up Mezzem, it was her turn to be squeezed to death. Mithrilye walked up to Flimflam, gave him a very passionate kiss... and slit his throat. Newly spawned Flimflam hurled a lightning bolt at Lily, and his Hand vanished- Mezzem was almost dead from it. Flimflam then vanished in a puff of silvery light.
In the pit, Fitzzle used her euphoria breath on Rosebud, and took the bag with heads in it from him. Frustrated, with no way out, Rosebud decided to kill himself and respawn.
I saw Lith near my spawn point, so I darted out and beheaded her. She respawned and tried to get her head from me, but I was much stronger than her. After dropping off Lith's head, I rushed back out at her, and unleashed several strikes on her, which she wasn't able to return. If I could get her head two more times I could win this stupid game. Next time someone says we should play a game, I'm asking what the fucking game is first.
Lily summoned a new Hand and crushed Mezzem to death with it- he then bolted for his safe zone. Tali hurled a star at the newly spawned Mezzem, doing some hefty damage to her.
Mithrilye attempted to charm Flimflam again, but this time she failed. He probably didn't appreciate her killing him while kissing him. Flimflam used his ice dragon breath on Mezzem, since he'd learned that cold didn't affect her, and as he did a globe of darkness appeared. He then misty stepped away, and felt ill. Tali summoned more spiders and badgers and had them surround Flimflam, but only one spider managed to score a hit. Since Flimflam is a generally reckless person, he decided to drop a fireball on himself, killing all eight of Tali's critters, and himself in the process.
During all of this, Amin and Niles had been walled off from the rest of the combat, exchanging fire with few actual hits. Rosebud respawned next to the pair, and charged at them both. Amin cast a reduction spell at Rosebud to shrink him, but the halftaur shook it off. The cowardly dwarf bolted back to his safe zone. Niles didn't even attempt to ht Rosebud, he just ran back to his safe zone. The tiles around their room changed, and a door appeared. Rosebud couldn't ram it open though, and in the process of trying to, the ceiling collapsed, pinning him under rubble.
I managed to kill Lith once more and get her head back to my safe zone. Now I just needed to drop her once more and this stupid game would be over. Unfortunately the bitch moved her spawn point after my second shot. This meant I had to search for her, and if I got lucky I'd be able to kill Lily at least once in the process. Currently I was boxed in, and no one was near me. At least I had a moment to gather my thoughts.
Lily had been in the same area as Claire, but he was invisible. He used a dimension door to escape the wrath of the Purple Dragon.
Mezzem threw a globe of daylight up to negate the darkness Flimflam's wild magic had formed. Tali, able to see again, summoned eight more spiders, hoping they wouldn't get decimated instantly by Flimflam like the last batch was. Unfortunately for the therinthrope, Flimflam cackled madly to himself and dropped another fireball, killing all of her spiders again. This cause a wild surge that allowed him to hear the thoughts of others... and he heard the naughty things Mithrilye was planning to do to him is she won. He then unleashed a ray of frost on Tali.
Mezzem dropped Mithrilye, though she wasn't bleeding out, just unconscious. Flimflam, determined to make those thoughts become reality, pushed Mithrilye into her safe zone and tossed his head in after her. However, she was to be unconscious for the next hour or so, which meant she couldn't win. He was definitely not going to be seeing anything of those thoughts come to life anytime soon.
As soon as Lily emerged from his dimension door, Mezzem dropped a pillar of fire on him. Tali, frustrated with Flimflam fireballing her spiders, decided to summon three giant hyenas instead- she hoped those would last a little longer than the spiders had.
A path finally opened up for me, and I ran straight for Mezzem. As I hit the priestess she informed me that Lily was hiding behind a pillar right by me. My target was finally in sight. I abandoned my plan to kill Lith once more, even though the way to her had just opened up. Though the bitch hit me with a cold spell that chilled me to the bone. I should have gone back to end her. That would have been the smart move. But I had to get my revenge on Lily.
The next room shift had Mezzem completely submerged in magma- the only person who it wouldn't actually kill. The random teleportations had me surrounded by Rosebud and Tali's hyenas. I slashed at Rosebud, scoring a couple of nice hits on him. One of the hyenas went for Flimflam, ripping off his head and bringing it to Tali.
A purplish smoke appeared out of nowhere and hit Rosebud, he seemed to relax a little. That was fucking weird. Lily went for the hyena holding Flimflam's head, and wrestled it away, then he used the spell that hurls him through dimensions right into his safe zone. The bitch had just won the fucking game.
We were all suddenly in our spawn points, and the chambers began filling with sand. We were being buried alive.
Lily found himself standing in a grand chamber standing before a Dao- an earth genie- and it was clearly ancient. It thanked Lily for its gifts- the rest of the party- and told him that each of the others would have the chance to become a Dao too. Lily demanded the group be released, but the Dao simply laughed at him. It told Lily that he was getting three wishes as his prize for winning the game.
Lily used his wishes to attempt to help the group. The first wish was that everyone was released and back in the safety of the tower. The second was that the Dao release everything it had gathered over the centuries- both people and treasure alike. Lily's final wish was for the Dao to go away and never do this crap again. At that the Dao chuckled and told him that he couldn't simply leave the game. So Lily wished for him to find whatever it was he needed to be released.
Suddenly the sand stopped rising, and we were all in the middle of the arena, Lily included. Dust began to swirl as Lily told us it seemed we had to fight a Dao. This game fucking sucks. I may never play a game again after this. All of us were refreshed as if we'd just respawned, except for Lily. Mezzem prayed to Bahamut and her prayer was answered, Lily was refreshed now too. This is going to be a grueling battle, but at least we were all on the same side again.
*****As soon as Lily emerged from his dimension door, Mezzem dropped a pillar of fire on him. Tali, frustrated with Flimflam fireballing her spiders, decided to summon three giant hyenas instead- she hoped those would last a little longer than the spiders had.
A path finally opened up for me, and I ran straight for Mezzem. As I hit the priestess she informed me that Lily was hiding behind a pillar right by me. My target was finally in sight. I abandoned my plan to kill Lith once more, even though the way to her had just opened up. Though the bitch hit me with a cold spell that chilled me to the bone. I should have gone back to end her. That would have been the smart move. But I had to get my revenge on Lily.
The next room shift had Mezzem completely submerged in magma- the only person who it wouldn't actually kill. The random teleportations had me surrounded by Rosebud and Tali's hyenas. I slashed at Rosebud, scoring a couple of nice hits on him. One of the hyenas went for Flimflam, ripping off his head and bringing it to Tali.
A purplish smoke appeared out of nowhere and hit Rosebud, he seemed to relax a little. That was fucking weird. Lily went for the hyena holding Flimflam's head, and wrestled it away, then he used the spell that hurls him through dimensions right into his safe zone. The bitch had just won the fucking game.
We were all suddenly in our spawn points, and the chambers began filling with sand. We were being buried alive.
Lily found himself standing in a grand chamber standing before a Dao- an earth genie- and it was clearly ancient. It thanked Lily for its gifts- the rest of the party- and told him that each of the others would have the chance to become a Dao too. Lily demanded the group be released, but the Dao simply laughed at him. It told Lily that he was getting three wishes as his prize for winning the game.
Lily used his wishes to attempt to help the group. The first wish was that everyone was released and back in the safety of the tower. The second was that the Dao release everything it had gathered over the centuries- both people and treasure alike. Lily's final wish was for the Dao to go away and never do this crap again. At that the Dao chuckled and told him that he couldn't simply leave the game. So Lily wished for him to find whatever it was he needed to be released.
Suddenly the sand stopped rising, and we were all in the middle of the arena, Lily included. Dust began to swirl as Lily told us it seemed we had to fight a Dao. This game fucking sucks. I may never play a game again after this. All of us were refreshed as if we'd just respawned, except for Lily. Mezzem prayed to Bahamut and her prayer was answered, Lily was refreshed now too. This is going to be a grueling battle, but at least we were all on the same side again.
The death count from the Living Dungeon:
Claire- 2
Mezzem- 2
Tali- 1
Rosebud- 2
Lily- 1
Niles- 5
Amin- 1
Mithrilye- 5
Lith- 3
Flimflam- 7
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